A Band Called Mallard
It has come to our attention that there is a band called Mallard. To say the least: this is awesome.
We don’t know what they sound like because we can’t find any of their music online, but the simple fact that they are called Mallard deserves a friendly good game pat on the ass. Go like them on facebook, damnit.
Proof They Are Bad Ass
So you had your doubts about how legit these guys are? Yeah, so did we, for about 30 seconds until we came across this photo on their facebook page. The fact that they carved a pumpkin into the form of a Mallard is amazing by itself, but the fact that they called the album under which they placed this photo “Quackolanterns” totally put them over the top. So damn funny. I’m feeling a new tradition…
Hopefully they’ll post some music soon on either their webpage, or facebook page, but until then, we’ll keep loving them if only for the name of their band. Keep pounding it like a mallard, gentlemen!